Eighties Lexicon airhead An intellectual lightweight. A term invented to describe a Valley Girl. awesome Equal to or slightly better than "cool," but not tubular. bad Something that is very good or very cool. barf bag Like "jerk", a disparaging term used by one person to describe another. bitchin' Adjective for something that is very cool, or very hot, as in "Dude, that band is bitchin'!" bodacious Usually used as an expression of appreciation for a woman's attributes, but also generally as a form of enthusiastic appreciation for a member of the opposite sex. bomb Used to describe something in a very unfavorable light, as in "That movie was a total bomb!" bottom line Yuppie-speak for getting to the crux of a matter, as in "Okay. This is the bottom line."; previous generations might have said "getting down to brass tacks." boy toy Initially used to describe a young woman who had a reputation for being "easy". In her first incarnation, Madonna exploited the boy toy image. Later used to describe a young man who was the plaything of an older woman (or man). carpe diem A Yuppie term, from the Latin for "seize the day," meaning to go for it, take a chance, get on with life. cheesy Something that is way too sentimental. chill/chill out Relax, calm down. Take a chill pill. To be practicing this is to be "chillin'." couch potato Term coined to describe those who spend way too much time in front of the television, thanks to the VCR and the advent of cable. cowabunga! An '80s battle cry, sort of like "Geronimo!" was to a previous generation, uttered when someone is about to do something crazy or adventurous. DINK Acronym that stands for "dual income, no kids" -- a Yuppie couple with no children and lots of money to spend on themselves. dipstick A dumb person. Popularized by Boss Hogg on The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1984). do lunch A Yuppie term expressing a desire to get together in the future, but without a firm commitment as to when. do the wild thing To have sex. downer Anything -- an event, a movie, a person -- that is depressing. The Challenger disaster was a real downer for everyone. dude A pronoun made popular in the 1980s, synonymous with "Man," as in "Hey, dude, what's the word?" dweeb A synonym for "nerd". eat my shorts An expression of mild contempt. Used by Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club before Bart Simpson made it even more famous. for sure An expression of heartfelt agreement. "Man, she/he is hot!" "For sure, dude!" fresh Hip term used as a synonym for "appealing" or "original". gag me with a spoon A Val Gal expression connoting extreme disgust. gang banger A member of an urban street gang. get horizontal To do the wild thing. The phrase originated with Olivia Newton-John's song "Physical". gnarly Valley speak for something that is very good. grody Something that is extremely gross. "Dude, this burger is grody to the max." gross out Synonymous with disgusting. To "gross me out" you had to do something that was really disgusting. guppie Variation of yuppie to denote a gay, upwardly-mobile person. have a cow To be over-excited or upset almost to the point of hysteria. "He's, like, just a rock star. Don't have a cow!" hellacious Used to describe something that is very difficult, as in, "That final was hellacious!" homeboy Term used to identify someone as a friend, or a member of your clique, originating from urban street gang jargon. hoser A loser, a rube. Canadian in origin, made popular by the film Strange Brew. hottie Term used to describe someone, of either gender, who is sexy. hunk A majorly handsome male. See also studmuffin. I'm so sure A sarcastic expression of disbelief, as in "Chad asked you out on a date? Like, I'm so sure!" ill Uncool, not hip; "You be illin'" is to say "You don't look good" or "You look miserable." joanie Derisive Val-speak for a square, un-hip girl, derived from the Joanie Cunningham character on Happy Days. jock Usually a term of derision directed at self-obsessed athletes. lame Anything -- an event, a person, a movie -- that is dumb, uninspiring or just not with it, as in "That song is so lame!" like Originating with Valgals, it can be used as many times as necessary in a sentence, usually to herald the upcoming use of an adjective, such as "That movie was like so lame that it like grossed me out." major (majorly) As in "He is a major hunk!" or "That was a major gross out!" make my day Derived from the Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" flick Sudden Impact; could be used as a macho response to a challenge, or, in the past tense, sarcastically, as in "Oh, yeah, that just made my day!" -- which is to say, it didn't. mega Prefix that can be attached to nearly any word for enhancement, as in "That megasucks!". Also, synonymous with major. Omigod! Valspeak expression denoting surprise or disgust, with each syllable separated by a pause. party hearty The warcry of '80s fratboys everywhere, meaning to party with a dedication sometimes sadly lacking in calculus class. PC Short for political correctness, as in not saying or doing anything that might hurt anyone's feelings, and which first reared its ugly head in the '80s. pencil you in Yuppie-speak for making an appointment or date that is subject to change. preppie They of the polo shirt and khaki trousers, all the rage in the '70s, but who either became yuppies or nerds in the '80s. psyche! After you tell somebody something that upsets or excites them, you say this to demonstrate that you were just fooling. queer A pejorative unrelated to homosexuality, used to describe something or someone that is peculiar or lame. quiche Meaning "weak" or "iffeminate" and derived from the 1982 book Real Men Don't Eat Quiche. rad/radical Term coined by skateboarders in the '80s to describe something that is very cool. rock my world As in "amaze me!" rush A big thrill, as in "That concert was a major rush!" scumbag A derisive term denoting an extremely undesirable person. skank Like scumbag, with an added connotation of lack of morals or hygiene. slamdance Started by punk rockers, a form of dancing that required participants to hurl themselves bodily at one another. space cadet Used to describe someone who is dumb or just wacky. stoked Fired up, ready to go. studmuffin...See hunk. take a chill pill...Calm down. See chill. to the max To the ultimate level, as in, "That skank is, grody to the max." totally... Completely, to the max. tubular To describe something that is so totally cool as to defy description. UVs In sunbathing, to catch some rays. Stands for ultraviolet, as in "I'm heading down to Malibu to get some UVs." Valley Girl Term originally applied to spoiled girls who lived in the San Fernando Valley and who developed their own lingo, known as Valspeak, but which in time was used to describe any slightly goofy mall chick. veg (out) To take it easy, to not do anything. "I think I'll like veg out today." wannabe Derived from a 1985 magazine story about obsessed young female fans of Madonna, who wanted to be just like her, and did everything in their power to look and act like her. waycool Beyond cool, or at least very very cool. wicked Really good. Related to bad and radical. word! A very utilitarian slang word; used as an expression of enthusiastic agreement, an exclamation, or when you just didn't know what else to say. yuppie The upper-middle class Baby Boomer who is obsessed with career and conspicuous consumption; stands for Young Urban (or Upwardly-Mobile) Professional. |